Swedish Toast

The way things have gone, who knows who the next US president could be. It could be Baptist minister Mike Huckabee. Here's what Mike Huckabee believes: ‘‘The Holy Bible ... has truth, without any mixture of error, for its matter. Therefore, all Scripture is totally true and trustworthy.’’

Insane, yes. But based on the last bastard, I'd say get ready for Mike Huckabee!