Swedish Toast

I work for the government, the Feds, the ultimate in geekdom. We just got an email announcing an upcoming public service workshop entitled "Depression was not in my career plan". Sure, neither was having arguments in the stairwell with egg-shaped women.

What about a session called "Shitty coffee was not in my career plan", or "I didn't plan on working with any of you bastards". What about me?!!!!