Monday, June 18, 2007
silly americans
Hey, turns out the Amercian military pondered creating a "gay bomb" to use against its enemies. Here's how it would have worked:
"The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soldiers to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistably attractive to one another." Sounds like Bertolucci should make a movie adaptation.
Once again the proudly macho American empire has shown that they are true leaders, worthy of ruling the world, and have nothing in common with facists. Stay tuned for their next clever ideas, including a new weapon that will make the enemy more interested in doing ballet instead of fighting, and military offensives that are styled on the movie Porky's.
"The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soldiers to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistably attractive to one another." Sounds like Bertolucci should make a movie adaptation.
Once again the proudly macho American empire has shown that they are true leaders, worthy of ruling the world, and have nothing in common with facists. Stay tuned for their next clever ideas, including a new weapon that will make the enemy more interested in doing ballet instead of fighting, and military offensives that are styled on the movie Porky's.
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