Swedish Toast

Every now and then, out of boredom, I type something strange into google. Today I typed 'things to do' and lo and behold I got this page:
http://www.urban75.org/useless/bored.html

I highly recommend this site if you want to connect yourself with your inner primate without driving a spike into your brain through your ear.

Here's some highlights of the activities suggested:

-Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show (seizure-inducing fun)

-Try to not think about penguins (impossible)

-Hurt yourself (this is a classic Deer Hunter time-waster)

-Pretend to be a car (nothing like a good vroom)

-Make a low buzzing noise (be your favorite appliance!)

-Watch TV, repeat everything said in Italian accent (yes, you too can annoy the shit out of anyone)

-Get yourself as nauseated as possible (probably the cheapest drugs around)

-Step off a curb with eyes shut, imagine it's a cliff (feel the imaginary G-force)

and finally:
-Try and sound Welsh (and good luck)