Thursday, February 22, 2007
Harper High On Poll
According to the erroneous National Post, Harper has gained the top spot on a national poll, over Layton and Dion. He is praised by Canadians with respect to the following things (with explanations attached):
Trust - (what the poll meant was he would rule on Income Trusts, a sly difference)
Vision - (the poll cleverly hit on the fact he has eyes and also uses them)
Values - (an avid coupon collector, Harper gets the most values at the stores)(either that or hating gays is a "value")
Leadership - (um, duh, that's like praising your landlord for his strong landlordship; he's the leader for god's sake)
What is interesting is that those who see Harper in respect of these terms are the exact opposite: untrusting, blind, without value and relentless followers. Show yourselves, dummies! And be spit upon!
Trust - (what the poll meant was he would rule on Income Trusts, a sly difference)
Vision - (the poll cleverly hit on the fact he has eyes and also uses them)
Values - (an avid coupon collector, Harper gets the most values at the stores)(either that or hating gays is a "value")
Leadership - (um, duh, that's like praising your landlord for his strong landlordship; he's the leader for god's sake)
What is interesting is that those who see Harper in respect of these terms are the exact opposite: untrusting, blind, without value and relentless followers. Show yourselves, dummies! And be spit upon!
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