Swedish Toast

Here's the subject of some spam I received just now:

"I had a poker buddy that was returning a movie to Blockbuster when the place got robbed."

Now, given that it should have read, " a poker buddy who was returning a movie", I was able to assume this was spam and avoid the embarassment of yet another stock quote. You see? This way I have freed up some time so I can devote more of my energy to things like proving bench advertising works (which I did at least four times on my way home last night).
Now that's just good capitalist living!