Friday, November 03, 2006
oh it hurts
yeah, so Tom Cruise is one of the new heads of United Artists, the very company founded by Charlie Chaplin, Mary Pickford, Douglas Fairbanks and D.W. Griffith. THAT HURTS!
First up on their production slate is a fluffy movie that deals with the stupidity of Brooke Shields. It will be called Shallow Brooke.
The next film will venture into Scientology, with a sneer to Tom's ex-wife. It will be called Old Mother Hubbard.
And of course, Tom will be the subject of a documentary that looks at his world view, familiarly titled Eyes Wide Shut.
First up on their production slate is a fluffy movie that deals with the stupidity of Brooke Shields. It will be called Shallow Brooke.
The next film will venture into Scientology, with a sneer to Tom's ex-wife. It will be called Old Mother Hubbard.
And of course, Tom will be the subject of a documentary that looks at his world view, familiarly titled Eyes Wide Shut.
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