Swedish Toast

let's start this thing off right. If you have any allergies please tread carefully; this blog is made of dust, grass, pollen and dill-water. Not only will this blog chafe but it will also hold a grudge. If your name begins with A through P, you will receive a shock if you keep reading - R through Z, you will have bad luck within three days.

I have only one mission here and that is to do slightly more than what a log does, yes, in fact I will 'b'log.

The information that follows contains no fibre.