Friday, September 29, 2006
Don't Look At Her
Apparently, "Canadian troops have taken part in the ground offensive known as Operation Medusa" in Afghanistan.
Due to an unfortunate naming exercise, Canadian troops have been turning to stone ever since joining the offensive, and at least one corporal has seen a woman with snakes in her hair. General Hillier is now calling for the help of Perseus to defeat the evil she-devil, a feat that Hillier admits will not be possible without a winged horse named Pegasus.
Due to an unfortunate naming exercise, Canadian troops have been turning to stone ever since joining the offensive, and at least one corporal has seen a woman with snakes in her hair. General Hillier is now calling for the help of Perseus to defeat the evil she-devil, a feat that Hillier admits will not be possible without a winged horse named Pegasus.
And another thing...
"... it will not be easy for Canadians to assess military victories in Afghanistan, [Hillier] said, because it is not a traditional military fight."
Who buys this shit? Ever since the Vietnam War it has become necessary to remind the public that the US can't win wars because they can no longer drop atomic bombs on countries. That was the "traditional military" win, Japan, the glory days. Now there's going to be less 'we win you lose' and more 'you lose we lose.' Gee, I guess people die when you kill them.
Somehow Canada has taken up that nonsensical shit-talk now.
It's because there isn't a fucking war. The jerks just call it one to pretend it's acceptable.
Who buys this shit? Ever since the Vietnam War it has become necessary to remind the public that the US can't win wars because they can no longer drop atomic bombs on countries. That was the "traditional military" win, Japan, the glory days. Now there's going to be less 'we win you lose' and more 'you lose we lose.' Gee, I guess people die when you kill them.
Somehow Canada has taken up that nonsensical shit-talk now.
It's because there isn't a fucking war. The jerks just call it one to pretend it's acceptable.
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
funkengrooven
By the way, I added a new station to my Pandora list at the bottom of this page, called funkengrooven.
Listen up! - so groovy it hurts.
Listen up! - so groovy it hurts.
Meeting The Needs of Canadians
Apparently the government is going to cut $4 million in research for the medical use of marijuana, because, here goes, it doesn't meet the needs of Canadians.
Um, have you ever tried to cure glaucoma with a C-130J Hercules airplane? Have you ever attempted to reduce nausea with a CH-47 Chinook helicopter? On the contrary, I believe helicopters actually contribute to nausea.
Personally I think we need to spend more on the half-masting of flags. That would meet my needs. I am directly affected by the half-masting of flags.
Um, have you ever tried to cure glaucoma with a C-130J Hercules airplane? Have you ever attempted to reduce nausea with a CH-47 Chinook helicopter? On the contrary, I believe helicopters actually contribute to nausea.
Personally I think we need to spend more on the half-masting of flags. That would meet my needs. I am directly affected by the half-masting of flags.
Friday, September 22, 2006
Harper and Karzai Agree on Stargate Mission Once Afghanistan is Conquered
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Happy Birthday To Me
I know, it's taboo to toast yourself, but it's my blog dammit. Who else is going to write it?
I had a funny e-card sent to me (a parade!!!).
Here, as I envision it, is a constellation of Baby Dave. The girl is my sister, and the white stuff on my snowsuit is cocaine.
I had a funny e-card sent to me (a parade!!!).
Here, as I envision it, is a constellation of Baby Dave. The girl is my sister, and the white stuff on my snowsuit is cocaine.
Friday, September 15, 2006
Peter MacKay rumoured to be romancing Condoleezza Rice
Oh yes, the New York Times has reported that these two may be courting each other.
Here is an artist's rendering:
Here is an artist's rendering:
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
I Had A Vacation
Holly and I went out East to the Maritimes and had lots of fun. I think these photos sum it up (more on the way!).
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